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Haaaave mercy! Young Hoppers demolish Demand CurveBallers 24-1

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Paging Jesse Katsopolis.  Jesse Katsopolis, please report to center stage for your montage. It’s a bit late for mercy.  WOWZERS. The Young Hoppers (5-0) put on an old fashioned circus of mashery while the Demand CurveBallers (1-5) just kind of

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Young Hoppers Start 4-0, Back on Top of League Standings

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July 7, 2013 Washington, DC – Rewind to spring season, when the Young Hoppers had trouble with the fundamentals of softball.  We struggled with our timing at the plate and decision-making in the field.  We got the little things wrong,

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In 18-9 Rout, Young Hoppers send Softballs Big Knockers back to training bras

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Just like your underwear after food poisoning, the Hoppers are a team of hot streaks.  When we’re on, we’re on.  When we’re off, definitely try to avoid talking to Josh for a few days. And on this particular Wednesday, we

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Hoppers Squeak Out a 9-8 Win, Koltov: “I Love Being Happy”

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Wednesday, April 24 Washington, DC – Brian Weiss drilled a walk-off double, vaulting the Young Hoppers to an exciting 9-8 victory over The Scrubs. It was an important vindication for Weiss, whose fielding included the two most devastating drops since Hiroshima

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Young Hoppers Fall to Translate This 13-11

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Wednesday, April 17 Washington, DC Well, fuck you very much.  I know this isn’t my personal blog, but instead a chronicle of the athletic feats and defeats of the teams on which I play, but I can’t help but point

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Young Hoppers Defeat Wham!, George Michael Pursues Solo Career

Wednesday March 27, 2013 Washington, DC – When Jeremy “Flash” Gordon defected from Wham! to join the champion Young Hoppers last year, it raised the stakes on a clash of the historic S-Leagues power players.  But like the young guns we are, the Hoppers got

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Opening Day Victory for the Young Hoppers

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There’s nothing quite like the first time you put on that old blue jersey and punch your glove in its guts.  Welcome back, Hoppers.  It’s opening day. Your beloved Young Hoppers opened the season against FRB, a squad of presentable

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