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Haaaave mercy! Young Hoppers demolish Demand CurveBallers 24-1

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Paging Jesse Katsopolis.  Jesse Katsopolis, please report to center stage for your montage. It’s a bit late for mercy.  WOWZERS. The Young Hoppers (5-0) put on an old fashioned circus of mashery while the Demand CurveBallers (1-5) just kind of

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Young Hoppers Start 4-0, Back on Top of League Standings

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July 7, 2013 Washington, DC – Rewind to spring season, when the Young Hoppers had trouble with the fundamentals of softball.  We struggled with our timing at the plate and decision-making in the field.  We got the little things wrong,

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In 18-9 Rout, Young Hoppers send Softballs Big Knockers back to training bras

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Just like your underwear after food poisoning, the Hoppers are a team of hot streaks.  When we’re on, we’re on.  When we’re off, definitely try to avoid talking to Josh for a few days. And on this particular Wednesday, we

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Hoppers Squeak Out a 9-8 Win, Koltov: “I Love Being Happy”


Wednesday, April 24 Washington, DC – Brian Weiss drilled a walk-off double, vaulting the Young Hoppers to an exciting 9-8 victory over The Scrubs. It was an important vindication for Weiss, whose fielding included the two most devastating drops since Hiroshima

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Young Hoppers Fall to Translate This 13-11


Wednesday, April 17 Washington, DC Well, fuck you very much.  I know this isn’t my personal blog, but instead a chronicle of the athletic feats and defeats of the teams on which I play, but I can’t help but point

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House Hoppers International: missing ugliest players, Hoppers win 17 to 12

Wednesday April 10, 2013 Reporting to you from “someplace warm.  A place where the beer flows like wine.  Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.”  I’m talkin’ bout a little place called Barcelona.  Special correspondent Andrew Kovacs gets the

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Mercy Mercy Me. The Mighty Hoppers Have Fallen.

Wednesday, April 3 Washington, DC – They said it couldn’t be done.  And yet, here we are — guilt-stricken, sobbing with our heads on the floor.  That’s right friends.  Wednesday night against our most hated rivals, reincarnated as our frenemies,

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