Monthly Archives: April 2013

Those Dastardly Bros and Hipsters United.

Monday, April 21 Washington, DC – So, guys.  There’s this soccer team called Bros & Hipsters United.  We play them every freaking season.  We’ve never beat them.  We’ve never even tied.  I wish I could turn this post right on

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Young Hoppers Fall to Translate This 13-11

Wednesday, April 17 Washington, DC Well, fuck you very much.  I know this isn’t my personal blog, but instead a chronicle of the athletic feats and defeats of the teams on which I play, but I can’t help but point

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House Hoppers International: missing ugliest players, Hoppers win 17 to 12

Wednesday April 10, 2013 Reporting to you from “someplace warm.  A place where the beer flows like wine.  Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.”  I’m talkin’ bout a little place called Barcelona.  Special correspondent Andrew Kovacs gets the

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Mercy Mercy Me. The Mighty Hoppers Have Fallen.

Wednesday, April 3 Washington, DC – They said it couldn’t be done.  And yet, here we are — guilt-stricken, sobbing with our heads on the floor.  That’s right friends.  Wednesday night against our most hated rivals, reincarnated as our frenemies,

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Four score on seven days ago: Rock, Flag, and Eagle Defeat Home Rule

Monday, April 1 Washington, DC – Now that’s a helluva title, don’t you think?  I’ll accept high fives in person.  No hugs, please. Anyway, great news everybody!  Your hometown Rock, Flag, and Eagle football club (1-0-1) pulled off our first win

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Young Hoppers Defeat Wham!, George Michael Pursues Solo Career

Wednesday March 27, 2013 Washington, DC – When Jeremy “Flash” Gordon defected from Wham! to join the champion Young Hoppers last year, it raised the stakes on a clash of the historic S-Leagues power players.  But like the young guns we are, the Hoppers got

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